Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Green mimosas i think yes
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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