Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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