Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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