You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I want a musical about memes.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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