I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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