bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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