when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
should my penis look like a turkey
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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