Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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