How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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