Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
this boner is exhausting
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize