But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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