What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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