have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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