Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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