It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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