I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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