Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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