That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
