how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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