Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
