is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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