ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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