Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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