I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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