what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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