Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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