oh god the rape fog is back!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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