Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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