C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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