That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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