You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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