Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
