why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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