if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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