Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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