nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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