did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Randomize
