Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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