I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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