it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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