i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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