We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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