Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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