Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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