I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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