Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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