I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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