Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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