I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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