During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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