Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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