She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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