Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
