so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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